I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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