I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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