i just wanna soil my oats bro
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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