oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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