Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
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no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
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Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend