And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Operation Purity has been aborted
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Randomize
