I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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