I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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