I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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