Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
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The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
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rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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