yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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