This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
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Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
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I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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