how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
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I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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