I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
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Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
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But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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