I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
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I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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