remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
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True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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