What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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