She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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