His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
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For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
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I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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