He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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