yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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