What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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