Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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