You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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