was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
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She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
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then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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