I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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