You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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