So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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