just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
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