Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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