The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
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If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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