u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
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