he shaved USA in his pubs
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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