This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
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Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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