the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
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Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
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Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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