i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
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Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
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My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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