I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
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apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
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