Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
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he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
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So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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