How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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