I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
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This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
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Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
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He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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