Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Randomize
