im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
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oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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