are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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