Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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