that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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