he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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