Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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