No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I just googled if crying burns calories
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
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I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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