Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
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I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
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Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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