he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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