FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Can you bring me the toilet please
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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