I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
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He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
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who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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