I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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